thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

I am fuel, you are friends linked to a funny site this evening: thingsmyboyfriendsays.com.

I asked A tonight if he has anything to tell me, because some of the nonsense sounds like things he would/has said.

For example:

Birthday:

me: It's my birthday soon. You'd better get me something pretty.
e: I'll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.

A: That guy has some right ideas.